Friday, February 04, 2005

Maureen Dowd Column in NYT

Plans are in the works for a Creation Museum. Perhaps all you need to know about the Creation Museum is that going to be located in "rural Kentucky." Yeah, that's right.

The philosophy of the museum? "The imprint of the Creator is all around us. And the Bible's clear - heaven and earth in six 24-hour days, earth before sun, birds before lizards. Other surprises are just around the corner. Adam and apes share the same birthday. The first man walked with dinosaurs and named them all! God's Word is true, or evolution is true. No millions of years. There's no room for compromise."

As you know, all those pesky fossils and carbon-dating methods are only put on Earth to test your faith.

Next time you're in rural Kentucky, be sure to check it out.

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